(January 27, 2011 at 3:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:dqualk Wrote: if Jesus was in front of you and asked you to put your fingers into the wounds in his hands and then he floated up to heaven you would believe
But he didn't and it seems that the stories that claim he did are nothing but a pile of shit designed to con gullible fools.
Actually, Min, I read one modern eye witness account that said Jesus came by his motel room. The two then did some rather kinky variations on that Johnnien Gospel passage on what body part to put in where on Jesus. Suffice to say, according to his account, he "accepted Jesus", so to speak, and now smiles each time he signs his letter to fellow Christians, "yours in Him".
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
