Never mind that I pay what I consider a steep price for the questionable value of having cable (did it for my wife). Never mind that I have more channels than I ever wanted, most of it shit. And never mind that I seldom get to have control of what I watch since my wife is a TV Nazi (yes, I have seen more reality television than anyone not on death row should ever have to endure). Fine. Fuck it. I'll roll with it all so long as I can occasionally see something that matters to me.
Like tonight's Vikings-Packers game for the division championship.
But no! Instead of the game on its appointed channel, I have some looped bullshit from Cox, explaining that they are no longer carrying that channel to "help" their consumers by keeping down costs. I'm livid right now.
Is it wrong of me to wish that an overweight TV repairman would face fuck the bitch in this looped Apologia? Does anyone know an overweight TV repairman who'd like to make a few bucks?
Like tonight's Vikings-Packers game for the division championship.
But no! Instead of the game on its appointed channel, I have some looped bullshit from Cox, explaining that they are no longer carrying that channel to "help" their consumers by keeping down costs. I'm livid right now.
Is it wrong of me to wish that an overweight TV repairman would face fuck the bitch in this looped Apologia? Does anyone know an overweight TV repairman who'd like to make a few bucks?
