(January 8, 2016 at 4:40 am)robvalue Wrote: I know, I can't believe some people don't believe in Santa. How else do presents get under the tree?
I mean, I know parents claim to do it, but where's the evidence?
Oh, you filmed them? Well, he still gives them the presents to put under the tree.
Oh, you filmed your parents buying the presents too? Well, Santa still puts them in the shop.
Wait, he doesn't? They come from a factory? Well, he still sends happy thoughts out from the North Pole which make parents buy these nice presents, otherwise they wouldn't. Then children would be sad.
You're kidding, you've been to the North Pole and there's nothing there? Well, of course... he lives underground. Unless you also dug underground... wait, he doesn't have a physical form! How stupid are you? You can't just see him, or touch him, or smell him or sense him or use science on him. He's beyond science. Boy, are you stupid.
Absolutely everyone believes in Santa Claus. Just some people deny his existence because they are angry at him for not giving them any presents for the last few decades.
All you need to do is start believing in him again and you'll find out that he does actually exist, although you still won't see him or receive any more presents.
And don't forget lying for Santa. Give presents to your children so they can believe in him too and can receive his sooty gifts as well, even though no one ever sees Santa Claus. The end justifies the means. Because after all, we all want some old man to illegally enter our homes and empty his sack at the bottom of our children's beds.
