Women's clothes?

[The Valkyrie]

The least sexy clothes in the world, apart from those black body rags many Muslim women are forced to wear.

Maybe I'm just weird but usually find women sexy for reasons that have nothing to do with their clothing, but hijab...hijab can be insanely sexy to me. I see a girl who likely has a nice body (based on height and wrist size plus lack of large bulges) and a gorgeous face, enticing eyes, I can't stop undressing her in my mind. It's not all women in hijab, mind you, but sometimes. Still, I don't gawk at them, but in my mind they're naked and I'm doing rude things to them and they're loving it.

A couple of years ago I was Christmas shopping with a friend and in front of me, in a busy line, was a Muslim woman in one of those black things where you could only see her eyes.

Culturally insensitive, yes, but I said to my friend (and got a giggle from the clerk), "They really are busy.  Even the ninjas are shopping!"