I would apologize, but seriously, I can't eat them without gagging. I do assume that for all but the asparagus, it's about the texture. The only time I was able to eat mushrooms was in a turn over where they'd been chopped super fine and covered in a strong tasting cheese. People tell me they 'mask' them in things like pasta sauce all the time. No you don't - I may not complain and I will swallow the pieces whole to get it over with and be polite, but the second I bite down into a mushroom, I know what the fuck it is.
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