Reverend Jeremiah

[reverendjeremiah]

That's a lie - no Jew would touch a communion wafer - they're the only thing that tastes nastier than matzos.

I suppose they had to invent Matzos after that seige where they had to eat that shit bread just to get the taste out of their mouths.




"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)

I hear you can substitute cow dung instead of that cometh dung..