RE: Hello.
February 16, 2011 at 3:51 pm
(This post was last modified: February 16, 2011 at 3:52 pm by 8BitAtheist.)
(February 16, 2011 at 3:43 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:(February 16, 2011 at 3:26 pm)8BitAtheist Wrote: To those who ask what they get in return for worshiping me. Consider this, 1. I'm real. 2. I'm physical. 3. I can take request and actually grant them as I am doing right now by answering back. 4. I can listen. 5. I have access to Google and all the interwebs (sure, so do too but add that up with all the above reasons and you can say that I'm godly.) So what do you get? A sadistic asshole.
Sorry..no habla de engles until I get my friggin blender!
oh oh oh EVEN BETTER!!!
These knees dont bend unless I can blend!
Okay. You can have a blender. I'll blend your body in the fire blades and flames of hell
Or typical everyday blender. Haven't decided yet.