I've never been a parent and now probably never will, but if I'd ever had the chance I'd like to think I'd do it like this:
http://i.imgur.com/ngHRYHb.webm
http://i.imgur.com/ngHRYHb.webm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'