My nephew became a cute baby somewhere around 10 months old. My niece took longer because she was Mr. Clean bald for the longest time. Neither started out cute.
Also babies are perpetually sticky, with various fluids running from everywhere, which... no. Not okay.
Also babies are perpetually sticky, with various fluids running from everywhere, which... no. Not okay.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"