RE: Near death experience of Howard Storm
January 29, 2016 at 1:56 am
(This post was last modified: January 29, 2016 at 1:58 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
(January 28, 2016 at 11:41 pm)Aegon Wrote: I once had a near-death experience. I was being operated on when my heart stopped. I was legally dead for over 3 minutes. In those minutes, I experienced something pretty surreal and it affects me to this day. I no longer felt limited by my body. I was the most relaxed I had ever been. I became hyper-aware of everything that was going on in the universe, but it wasn't an overwhelming feeling. It was the most peaceful I had ever felt. I saw everything at once. I shifted my view up into the stars and I heard a voice. Well, I didn't really hear it so much as I felt it within me. It said, in a calm, smooth tone, "Howard Storm is a hack."
And then I came to.
okay, I lol'ed ... the punchline was good.
ETA: Also, it'd be cool if we had a member who was named "Scooby'sBoobies.". Just for laughs, you know.