RE: Looks like there might be Mormons ambushing people shoppers today...
February 1, 2016 at 1:01 pm
- Ask for the celestial coordinates of Kolob
- Carry a small stone in your pocket and wear a hat. If they ask a question say 'let me see' and then drop the stone in your hat and put your face up to it as if to block out light.
- Ask for the entry requirements to their three levels of heaven (celestial, terrestrial, telestial)
- What are you going to name your planet if you become a god and are you looking forward to spirit fucking?
- Why did it take god until 1978 to change his attitude about black people?
That should get you going.
- Carry a small stone in your pocket and wear a hat. If they ask a question say 'let me see' and then drop the stone in your hat and put your face up to it as if to block out light.
- Ask for the entry requirements to their three levels of heaven (celestial, terrestrial, telestial)
- What are you going to name your planet if you become a god and are you looking forward to spirit fucking?
- Why did it take god until 1978 to change his attitude about black people?
That should get you going.
