I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

February 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm

Turns out it's pretty hard to believe in bullshit when your psyche recognizes that it's a load of bullshit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RT6rL2UroE

After watching the video, my questions are:

Why on FSM's spaghetti covered body is my turtley brain not wired for faith when I'm patently a theist desperate to believe in religious horseshit? I prayed to "God" but he just won't let me believe in his shitty nonsense... PLEASE HELP

Is it possible that God DIDN'T give me a brain that is pre-wired for receptivity to "His" existence to make it more difficult for my turtley self to believe in his relgious horseshit?

P.S. I'm not a theist. But other than that this is the gosh darn it truth. Hmmm. Hang on I'm not against swearing: Other than that this is the ABSOLUTE FUCK-BASTARDING TRUTH.

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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 5, 2016 at 2:33 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Minimalist - February 5, 2016 at 2:38 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 2:51 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by rexbeccarox - February 6, 2016 at 4:33 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by drfuzzy - February 5, 2016 at 3:58 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 1:39 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 6, 2016 at 1:42 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 1:43 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 3:46 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 3:48 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 3:59 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:05 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 4:12 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:15 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 4:18 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:20 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:39 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 4:41 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by rexbeccarox - February 6, 2016 at 4:42 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Homeless Nutter - February 6, 2016 at 6:22 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 6:23 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:53 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 6, 2016 at 9:52 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by The Grand Nudger - February 6, 2016 at 10:14 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 6, 2016 at 10:02 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Homeless Nutter - February 6, 2016 at 11:56 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 6, 2016 at 10:15 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 11:44 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 12:50 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 7, 2016 at 2:00 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 7, 2016 at 2:10 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 7, 2016 at 2:30 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 7, 2016 at 2:33 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 7, 2016 at 2:54 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 7, 2016 at 2:56 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 7, 2016 at 3:22 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 4:40 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 4:48 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by houseofcantor - February 7, 2016 at 4:54 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 4:50 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Ravenshire - February 7, 2016 at 5:07 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Homeless Nutter - February 7, 2016 at 5:55 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 4:51 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 4:52 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 4:57 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 5:00 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 5:02 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 5:04 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 5:04 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 5:06 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 5:13 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 5:27 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 5:43 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 5:53 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 6:00 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Homeless Nutter - February 7, 2016 at 6:15 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 6:07 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 6:09 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 6:56 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 11:33 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 11:35 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 11:44 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 7, 2016 at 12:47 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 7, 2016 at 11:59 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 12:44 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 1:06 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 7, 2016 at 1:10 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 1:12 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 7, 2016 at 1:14 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 1:19 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 1:23 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 7, 2016 at 1:43 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 1:25 pm

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