I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit?

February 6, 2016 at 4:33 am

(February 5, 2016 at 2:51 pm)Evie Wrote: And Jesus would get off on it. Pent up little virgin that he is.

He somehow got Mary pregnant so she could give birth to him without Mary losing her virginity. So I was wondering..... Maybe Jesus' father (who was also Jesus somehow) just went to the clinic and left a sample or something and then Mary visited it?

... and, like... after childbirth, isn't the virginity thing kind of moot?

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I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 1:41 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 5, 2016 at 2:33 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Minimalist - February 5, 2016 at 2:38 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 5, 2016 at 2:51 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by rexbeccarox - February 6, 2016 at 4:33 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by drfuzzy - February 5, 2016 at 3:58 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 6, 2016 at 1:39 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 6, 2016 at 1:42 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 1:43 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 3:46 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 3:48 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 3:59 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:05 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 4:12 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:15 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 4:18 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:20 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Edwardo Piet - February 6, 2016 at 4:39 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 4:41 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by rexbeccarox - February 6, 2016 at 4:42 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Homeless Nutter - February 6, 2016 at 6:22 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 6, 2016 at 6:23 am

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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 7, 2016 at 2:33 am

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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 4:40 am

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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 4:50 am

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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 4:51 am

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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 4:57 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 5:00 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 5:02 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 5:04 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 5:04 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 5:06 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 5:13 am

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RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 5:43 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 5:53 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 6:00 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Homeless Nutter - February 7, 2016 at 6:15 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ignoramus - February 7, 2016 at 6:07 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 6:09 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 6:56 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 11:33 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 11:35 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 11:39 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 11:44 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 7, 2016 at 12:47 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by ApeNotKillApe - February 7, 2016 at 11:59 am

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 12:44 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 1:06 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 7, 2016 at 1:10 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 1:12 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by Nay_Sayer - February 7, 2016 at 1:14 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by robvalue - February 7, 2016 at 1:19 pm

RE: I'm a theist. So why can't I bring myself to believe in the religious horseshit? - by popsthebuilder - February 7, 2016 at 1:23 pm

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