OK, this isn't getting me many followers is it. How can I make it work?
I know. I'll invent some rituals that let men dress up in women's clothing - that should attract the transvestites.
Now, what can I do to get women interested?
Oh hang on, I can feel another revelation coming. Excuse me...
Chapter 2:
1. And after Bjorn was cast out, Derek did spend most of his time ogling Sharon, for indeed he was all powerful, and he could safely admit that he had done brilliant work on her without fear of seeming arrogant, as he himself had no eternal judge to worry about.
2. So he visited Sharon, in her garden. Many times
3. And Sharon did cry out to the Lord Derek in her passion, saying "Oh Lord, thou art really, REALLY big and powerful. But if I am to be known, in my garden, by you for eternity whenever thou so desire, then I'm afraid there's got to be something in it for me."
4. And Derek did smite his brow and declare "Bloody women, they always want more, don't they?".
5. But as he had cast out Bjorn, there was no one to hear his bitching.
6. And he realised that as he had already cast Bjorn out and set a precedent by giving his stuff to Sharon, he had trapped himself, and could not go back without admitting fallibility, which as Lord, he could not afford to do, no, not at all.
6. So he sat down with Sharon, and said "How about this, m'kay? As thou are an ungrateful beast to him who made you, I shall cast you out to be with Bjorn again. But if Bjorn or his brothers (whom I have caused to appear without any explanation of their origin) should displease thou or any of thy sisters (ditto), henceforth, thou shalt be able to claim an DIVORCE, and take half of the stuff of Bjorn, and his brothers, and their brothers brothers, forever and ever, Amen.
7. And Derek's solution did please Sharon mightily.
I know. I'll invent some rituals that let men dress up in women's clothing - that should attract the transvestites.
Now, what can I do to get women interested?
Oh hang on, I can feel another revelation coming. Excuse me...
Chapter 2:
1. And after Bjorn was cast out, Derek did spend most of his time ogling Sharon, for indeed he was all powerful, and he could safely admit that he had done brilliant work on her without fear of seeming arrogant, as he himself had no eternal judge to worry about.
2. So he visited Sharon, in her garden. Many times
3. And Sharon did cry out to the Lord Derek in her passion, saying "Oh Lord, thou art really, REALLY big and powerful. But if I am to be known, in my garden, by you for eternity whenever thou so desire, then I'm afraid there's got to be something in it for me."
4. And Derek did smite his brow and declare "Bloody women, they always want more, don't they?".
5. But as he had cast out Bjorn, there was no one to hear his bitching.
6. And he realised that as he had already cast Bjorn out and set a precedent by giving his stuff to Sharon, he had trapped himself, and could not go back without admitting fallibility, which as Lord, he could not afford to do, no, not at all.
6. So he sat down with Sharon, and said "How about this, m'kay? As thou are an ungrateful beast to him who made you, I shall cast you out to be with Bjorn again. But if Bjorn or his brothers (whom I have caused to appear without any explanation of their origin) should displease thou or any of thy sisters (ditto), henceforth, thou shalt be able to claim an DIVORCE, and take half of the stuff of Bjorn, and his brothers, and their brothers brothers, forever and ever, Amen.
7. And Derek's solution did please Sharon mightily.
I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty.
