RE: The New Bible
February 14, 2016 at 9:31 am
(This post was last modified: February 14, 2016 at 9:34 am by FebruaryOfReason.)
(February 14, 2016 at 8:59 am)robvalue Wrote: I'm not familiar with some of the characters but it all looks fine to me.
I'm a fat middle aged man who does fake martial arts in his kitchen. Can I still join?
Some of these stories may have appeared in earlier, inferior texts. But this is the final word. God has just told me.
About membership; verily we still are prioritizing nubile young ladies at the moment, but as we don't seem to be getting many yet, thou art welcome.
Maybe if we got a few swords and camels together, we could chop up anyone who refused to believe?
Maybe that's the way forward for eternal truth?
I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty. I must not be nasty.
