Why More Americans Want to Own Guns

[God of Mr. Hanky]

I don't need to hear about anybody's marital arts skills, thank you.

Well, fuck you - if you have the right to say any shit you want to here, then so do I.

IF you had to share a house with a dude who was twice as big as you, and a former Green Beret with PTSD, then perhaps you too would want to own a gun. You would then want to take it to the nearest shooting range and learn how to handle it as competently as possible, which is in fact possible, and this can be learned much quicker than the hand-to-hand skills which would disable a Green Beret. You see, guns aren't really the danger, and they cause far fewer deadly accidents than cars. They are popular because they are the equalizer for those who aren't the big, brawny military elites of this world, nor the big, brawny, and ruthless thugs who may show up at your door!