What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

[Pat Mustard]

I love biology, and I know how it works. It's not that I don't understand them, it is that mutation is inadequate to account for the phenomena in the cell. It's easy to just tell me I know nothing, but you didn't answer the question. Because I think you know if you say yes you will be admitting to accepting the mathematically impossible.

"Mathematically impossible?" You obviously know little to nothing about evolution and not much more about biology. Yes, random mutations over time are part of how evolution works. Now, you got something relevant to back up that "mathematically impossible" claim with, or just what your pastor/priest/shaman/medicine man/witch doctor tells you every Sunday?

Seriously, educate yourself. Your mind will thank you.

Ah come on now Junk Status is a "top student of biology" who would publish his "astounding research which proves ceratardism is true" only the "scientist, liburrrl, illuminati complex are forcing him to keep quiet as publishing would destroy their conspiracy they have going to keep us sheeple stoopid".

Despite what his mother told me when I was giving her a good rogering a few months ago, he is not so thick that she has to put his shoes on in the morning because he doesn't know left from right. No sirree!