God: The Great Tempter

[Chad32]

Leading someone into temptation. Sure, he puts the tree where you can reach it. he just doesn't put it in your hands. Of course he'll kill you for stepping out of line, and his followers will do their best to convince you it's only your fault.

Actually, that's not true.  He doesn't kill us for stepping out of line.  He leads us to his son, who has paid the penalty for us stepping out of line.

And that's supposed to be better? Either way his idea of a solution to a problem is something dying.