(February 26, 2016 at 2:41 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote:You lost me at 4 out of 5.(February 25, 2016 at 8:23 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Agree! Except the bit about no shit everywhere! That's speculation.
Where in the good book does it say "No shit everywhere?" Hmmm?
There may have been earlier versions of this story in inferior texts. But this is the Word of Derek.
When it comes to the "good book", I believe the animals filled the story (and indeed the rest of the book) with shit. (Thanks for the feed-line)
(February 25, 2016 at 8:43 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Young nubile ladies? Shit. I'm 30.
Let the young ones join, but will you cast them out once they're of a certain age? I happen to think age and experience can be worn with elegance and a sensuality that inexperience could never master. Do you need a missionary to go seek the ladies? Can I "serve"?
Yes, The Church of Derek has a missionary position for you!
"Nubile" and "young" are all relative concepts. For example, Noway is telling me he is pretty keen on those fillies between 90 and 150.
If you can recruit older women who know lots of interesting tricks, that would also be highly acceptable in the sight of Derek.
Any woman with a clean credit history and a dirty mind would be fine, TBH. I am afraid, though, that I will have to charge a commission of at least 4 out of 5 women you recruit to the church. But there is always a place for those who Pimp in the House of Derek, and a seat at His table.
Unless... unless I get commission paid to me in the form of Old Rasputin Imperial Stouts, bacon, and cat canned food for my kitty, because that shit's expensive.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
