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The New Bible
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RE: The New Bible
FoR. This is why we need to take all written sacred texts with a sack of salt.
Derek is writing about something hundreds of years after the fact based on the gossip of his great grand uncle Harry (from his mothers side). This is contradicted by Kevin 7:11:24/7 who also mentions "shit everywhere". This is not to be taken literally. He referred to the messiness of the ark as there were no cleaners on board!

Controversy still rages over this though, as some noted historians believe the confusion lies in Jacko's translation from the original ancient Kazakhstan dialect.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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The New Bible - by FebruaryOfReason - February 7, 2016 at 2:03 pm
RE: The New Bible - by FebruaryOfReason - February 14, 2016 at 8:11 am
RE: The New Bible - by robvalue - February 14, 2016 at 8:59 am
RE: The New Bible - by FebruaryOfReason - February 14, 2016 at 9:31 am
RE: The New Bible - by robvalue - February 14, 2016 at 9:35 am
RE: The New Bible - by FebruaryOfReason - February 25, 2016 at 2:57 pm
RE: The New Bible - by ignoramus - February 25, 2016 at 8:23 pm
RE: The New Bible - by FebruaryOfReason - February 26, 2016 at 2:41 pm
RE: The New Bible - by J a c k - February 26, 2016 at 3:45 pm
RE: The New Bible - by J a c k - February 25, 2016 at 8:43 pm
RE: The New Bible - by ignoramus - February 26, 2016 at 3:59 pm
RE: The New Bible - by FebruaryOfReason - February 27, 2016 at 5:30 am
The New Bible - by KUSA - February 26, 2016 at 5:14 pm
RE: The New Bible - by J a c k - February 27, 2016 at 7:33 pm



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