Encountered one who stopped me and said, "I'd like to talk to you about Jesus"
I tried to step around him and said, "Not interested."
He stepped in front of me and said, "Well, he's interested in you."
I tried stepping around him again and said, "Well, that's nice but I have no interested in your friend."
He put his hand on my shoulder and said, "He's everyone's friend."
I then pushed him away and said,"According to your mythology I'm going to hell anyway."
His answer, "You certainly are!"
And then I said, "And if you touch me again I'm going to fucking take you with me." Then I shoulder barged my way through him.
I tried to step around him and said, "Not interested."
He stepped in front of me and said, "Well, he's interested in you."
I tried stepping around him again and said, "Well, that's nice but I have no interested in your friend."
He put his hand on my shoulder and said, "He's everyone's friend."
I then pushed him away and said,"According to your mythology I'm going to hell anyway."
His answer, "You certainly are!"
And then I said, "And if you touch me again I'm going to fucking take you with me." Then I shoulder barged my way through him.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
