Street preacher encounters

[The Valkyrie]

Encountered one who stopped me and said, "I'd like to talk to you about Jesus"

I tried to step around him and said, "Not interested."

He stepped in front of me and said, "Well, he's interested in you."

I tried stepping around him again and said, "Well, that's nice but I have no interested in your friend."

He put his hand on my shoulder and said, "He's everyone's friend."

I then pushed him away and said,"According to your mythology I'm going to hell anyway."

His answer, "You certainly are!"

And then I said, "And if you touch me again I'm going to fucking take you with me."  Then I shoulder barged my way through him.

Ugh.  People getting inside my personal space uninvited is a major peeve of mine.  Do so at your peril.

That's the thing that pissed me off the most.

I don't like people touching me unless I ask them to.