Oh, I've met quite a few here in Bible Belt hell. I don't tend to be very polite. I like to see the look of horror on their face when I insult their church or their tracts or their gawd.
But we had a bunch of fun with one once. I was taking some teens to a music contest, and the contest was a magnet for preachers. And oddly enough, all four kids in my group (each adult had a small group to chaperone) were non-believers. So I found this set of street-preacher BINGO cards . . . we sat in a group around a preacher and started playing. Zakk and Brandon tended to shout BINGO whenever they heard anything on the card, and after showing the preacher a card and having him tear it up (to the hilarious laughter of the crowd) he stomped off, shouting threats of hell. HA! We got swamped with folks wanting to know how to get the cards.
I have the cards saved as a Word file. I'll see if I can get screenshots and post them here. -- Maybe this evening.
But we had a bunch of fun with one once. I was taking some teens to a music contest, and the contest was a magnet for preachers. And oddly enough, all four kids in my group (each adult had a small group to chaperone) were non-believers. So I found this set of street-preacher BINGO cards . . . we sat in a group around a preacher and started playing. Zakk and Brandon tended to shout BINGO whenever they heard anything on the card, and after showing the preacher a card and having him tear it up (to the hilarious laughter of the crowd) he stomped off, shouting threats of hell. HA! We got swamped with folks wanting to know how to get the cards.
I have the cards saved as a Word file. I'll see if I can get screenshots and post them here. -- Maybe this evening.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
