Atheism the unscientific belief (part one, two, and three)

[Nay_Sayer]

One day I was fraught with Woe, Misery and Anguish I had just made myself spaghetti when I asked the cosmos to give me the answers.
My home filled with a warm light and the dinner I had made and transformed into The Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared to me and gave onto me a tome of ultimate truth, He has tasked me with saving the poor lost souls like yourself who've gotten it so terribly wrong.

By accepting his noodles you too can find peace and harmony and after your physical body goes you ascend into Valhalla where you will feast endlessly and be rewarded with a mansion, doughnuts, strippers and a beer volcano with every possible ale on tap.
RAmen

Gee, that's all very very exciting.  
Only one question mate.  
You say that when the physical body goes we can ........ascend into Valhalla where "we" will feast endlessly and be rewarded with a mansion, doughnuts, strippers and a beer volcano with every possible ale on tap
.....if we sort of convert but how can we enjoy all these physical things when we haven't got a physical body anymore?
I think your God never thought about it, didn't he?      

Of course he did, You've spent so much time in the downward dog your missing all his attempts to reach you.

When we ascend we get a spiritual vessel, You can make it look anyway you please, Black NBA star, White casual, Hot Latino chick.  Once in your spirit vessel all the senses are heightened 100x
I see you also said your God, FSM is the one true god. He forgives your insolence regarding his glory and my sincerity. 

May you one day receive all his gifts.  RAmen.