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Proving God in 20 statements
RE: Proving God in 20 statements
Being Devoured by Cthulhu
A poem by Crookshank




AAAAAAAAAAARG!!!! Oh no.. OOOOH no..nooo...
Get off me.. Nooooo!!!! Help...HELP
My foot.. my foot.. AAAAAARGH.,. .YOU ****.. YOU ****
YOU'RE EATING MY **** FOOT.. NO NO NO

How I ended up this way be a story I don't have time to tell
Since I am currently being devoured mercilessly by the deep one
I have been chosen as his meal.. I am of course honoured but...

AAAAAAAAARGH!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.. OH JESUS CHRIST
MY WHOLE LEG IS GONE.. i CAN HEAR HIM CRUNCHING ON MY TIBEA
FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY.. AAAARGH AAAARGH...

AAAARGH MY OTHER LEG.. NO NO NO.. (HORRIFIC SCREAMING)
No.. no.. I'm legless.. he's eaten both my legs..
Oh that crunching sound.. I can see my foot sticking out of his mouth
And here comes his mouth again filled with my blood
Who would have thought I had so much ?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.. half of my torso is gone
I can't see.. everything is going black
All I can hear is the crunching and munching and slobbering
Of this huge beast.. my life is draining from me
As my blood reddens the sea....

With the next bite my left arm and part of my upper torso are eaten
I no longer have the energy to scream
I am now unable to feel .....

http://allpoetry.com/poem/9442561-Being-...Crookshank
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - March 31, 2016 at 11:39 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by TheRealJoeFish - March 31, 2016 at 11:41 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:23 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2016 at 2:46 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Silver - March 31, 2016 at 11:41 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Bob Kelso - April 1, 2016 at 8:22 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by TheRealJoeFish - March 31, 2016 at 11:42 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - March 31, 2016 at 11:44 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mudhammam - April 1, 2016 at 2:45 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 3:23 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mudhammam - April 1, 2016 at 11:30 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by TheRealJoeFish - March 31, 2016 at 11:44 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - March 31, 2016 at 11:54 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 12:03 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - March 31, 2016 at 11:55 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by vorlon13 - April 1, 2016 at 12:12 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 12:15 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by SteelCurtain - April 1, 2016 at 12:34 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 1:09 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Athene - April 1, 2016 at 1:14 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 1:30 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Little lunch - April 1, 2016 at 1:49 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by SteelCurtain - April 1, 2016 at 2:05 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Athene - April 1, 2016 at 2:32 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Thumpalumpacus - April 1, 2016 at 2:08 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 1, 2016 at 2:17 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 2:19 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Red_Wind - April 1, 2016 at 2:41 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 1, 2016 at 4:15 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:50 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:48 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by drfuzzy - April 1, 2016 at 4:50 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Jackalope - April 1, 2016 at 7:28 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by ignoramus - April 1, 2016 at 3:06 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by I_am_not_mafia - April 1, 2016 at 3:21 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 4:46 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 1, 2016 at 4:49 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 1, 2016 at 4:56 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Thumpalumpacus - April 1, 2016 at 5:02 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 1, 2016 at 5:15 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 5:03 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by deleteduser12345 - April 1, 2016 at 7:14 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 7:19 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by deleteduser12345 - April 1, 2016 at 8:31 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by brewer - April 1, 2016 at 9:05 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 10:46 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 1:10 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Thumpalumpacus - April 2, 2016 at 1:47 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2016 at 2:55 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:59 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Nay_Sayer - April 1, 2016 at 5:00 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Joods - April 1, 2016 at 5:49 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by deleteduser12345 - April 1, 2016 at 8:04 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 8:06 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Little lunch - April 1, 2016 at 8:10 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Jehanne - April 1, 2016 at 8:22 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 4:06 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 1, 2016 at 4:11 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2016 at 2:40 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by drfuzzy - April 1, 2016 at 4:47 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 4:57 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Nay_Sayer - April 1, 2016 at 4:59 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 5:03 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 6:31 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by ignoramus - April 1, 2016 at 11:12 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Lemonvariable72 - April 2, 2016 at 1:27 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by The Grand Nudger - April 1, 2016 at 5:20 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 5:22 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2016 at 2:56 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by brewer - April 1, 2016 at 5:36 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 5:38 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by brewer - April 1, 2016 at 6:37 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 6:56 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Ravenshire - April 1, 2016 at 9:26 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by downbeatplumb - April 2, 2016 at 7:51 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - April 1, 2016 at 5:39 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Red_Wind - April 1, 2016 at 5:49 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 1, 2016 at 6:08 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 6:51 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by LostLocke - April 1, 2016 at 6:49 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 6:55 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 7:22 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 1, 2016 at 7:39 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Time Traveler - April 1, 2016 at 7:53 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 10:30 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by deleteduser12345 - April 2, 2016 at 7:52 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Time Traveler - April 2, 2016 at 11:12 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Whateverist - April 2, 2016 at 12:00 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 8:04 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Time Traveler - April 1, 2016 at 8:07 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 1, 2016 at 8:16 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 1, 2016 at 8:34 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by The Grand Nudger - April 1, 2016 at 9:08 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - April 1, 2016 at 10:44 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 2, 2016 at 12:03 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - April 2, 2016 at 7:39 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Jackalope - April 2, 2016 at 10:59 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 12:26 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 12:50 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Jackalope - April 2, 2016 at 2:11 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 3:03 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Jackalope - April 2, 2016 at 3:16 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by LastPoet - April 2, 2016 at 7:01 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by LastPoet - April 2, 2016 at 6:54 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 2, 2016 at 7:50 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by KevinM1 - April 3, 2016 at 2:27 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 4, 2016 at 10:32 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 5, 2016 at 6:03 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Goosebump - April 5, 2016 at 1:21 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 1, 2016 at 10:47 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 1, 2016 at 10:49 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 1, 2016 at 10:53 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 1, 2016 at 11:13 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 1, 2016 at 11:21 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Cyberman - April 1, 2016 at 10:53 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by The Grand Nudger - April 1, 2016 at 10:59 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 1, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 1, 2016 at 11:34 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 1, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 2, 2016 at 12:01 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by The Grand Nudger - April 1, 2016 at 11:34 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mudhammam - April 1, 2016 at 11:37 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 1, 2016 at 11:51 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 2, 2016 at 12:00 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 12:12 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 12:20 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 12:29 am
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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 1:45 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 1:53 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 1:57 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 2:16 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 2, 2016 at 2:43 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 2, 2016 at 10:16 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Nay_Sayer - April 2, 2016 at 2:22 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Whateverist - April 2, 2016 at 1:49 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 2, 2016 at 1:54 am
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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 2, 2016 at 2:52 am
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Proving God in 20 statements - by LadyForCamus - April 2, 2016 at 12:53 pm
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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Redbeard The Pink - April 3, 2016 at 2:37 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by LastPoet - April 2, 2016 at 7:21 pm
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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 4, 2016 at 10:49 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Ravenshire - April 4, 2016 at 11:16 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 4, 2016 at 11:34 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 4, 2016 at 11:55 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 5, 2016 at 12:18 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Minimalist - April 4, 2016 at 10:59 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 4, 2016 at 11:10 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Losty - April 5, 2016 at 1:29 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 4, 2016 at 11:15 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by smfortune - April 4, 2016 at 11:25 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Nay_Sayer - April 4, 2016 at 11:30 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 4, 2016 at 11:32 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by MysticKnight - April 5, 2016 at 12:34 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 5, 2016 at 1:50 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 5, 2016 at 1:55 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Whateverist - April 5, 2016 at 8:31 am
Proving God in 20 statements - by LadyForCamus - April 5, 2016 at 9:21 am
Proving God in 20 statements - by LadyForCamus - April 5, 2016 at 9:33 am
Proving God in 20 statements - by LadyForCamus - April 5, 2016 at 9:43 am
Proving God in 20 statements - by LadyForCamus - April 5, 2016 at 10:19 am
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RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Whateverist - April 5, 2016 at 11:55 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Time Traveler - April 5, 2016 at 1:01 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Mister Agenda - April 5, 2016 at 1:19 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by The Grand Nudger - April 5, 2016 at 4:32 pm
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 6, 2016 at 6:23 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Alex K - April 6, 2016 at 6:26 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by robvalue - April 6, 2016 at 6:33 am
RE: Proving God in 20 statements - by Whateverist - April 6, 2016 at 6:50 am

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