The main reason I'm an atheist

[Redbeard The Pink]

Who the fuck let Rik out of his cage?


"You need help sometimes, therefore a god must exist to help you."


That is pigeon logic, Rik. You're shitting up the chessboard again.

Pinky.  

You didn't follow my advise did you?
Didn't i tell you that after you finish to be the clown of the village you should try your very best to
become human again.  
I know that is a bit difficult considering your situation but you have to try.  

Pinky.
We do not need help sometime.
We do need help all the time from birth to death and after the physical death as well.  
You need your clown dress.
You need fools and gullible people who throw few cents in your hat.  
You need a dear one who dry your tears because some nasty people throw peanuts shells in your hat
and so on.
Can't you see Pinky that you need help all the time?  

No, Rik, I'm pretty sure you did not tell me that.


"All the time you need help, therefore there must be a god to help you."


Even if I granted the premise that we need help all the time just to exist (which I don't), that still wouldn't be evidence for the existence of an invisible helper.


Believe it or not, I actually make good money as a Wizard. I do occasionally do some street performance, but that's mostly just networking to get business cards in people's hands, and I've barely done any of that since my first year out. Now the bulk of my performances are paid appearances at libraries, schools, conventions, theaters, farmer's markets, private parties, street festivals...the list goes on. I'm still early in my magic career, but I've already gained a pretty decent range of experience with different venues and clients, both in my own city and in some other places in my state. This year I'm aiming to add a portable backdrop and a small sound system to my portable show set (which already includes various tables, props, and stands, most of which I constructed myself).


To put it frankly, you have no idea what you're talking about, even when you try to construct an ad hominem attack. 


Staunton has many clowns...only one Wizard.