I find it so ridiculous how some people feel that every single person of the opposite sex will want to fuck them, or get high on hearing them pee. A chick at work opened her eyes huge and yelled out, "You're into women? Gross! And we have been stall neighbors!"
Bitch, please. Your pee noises aren't appealing in any way. Fuck you. But let's say we were in a locker room. Let's say you changed in front of me. I don't care how sexy you think you are, if you have an A cup sized brain, I'm not looking anyway. Lack of brain and a bigoted mouth makes you unsexy anyway.
So yeah. While some women worry about penises in the next door stall, penises that will never erect to a female piss session, I'm in the other stall trying to find a way to make my boobs look smaller, so smart girls get confused (out there, outside of the fucken bathroom).
Your piss isn't sexy, people. Get over yourselves.
Bitch, please. Your pee noises aren't appealing in any way. Fuck you. But let's say we were in a locker room. Let's say you changed in front of me. I don't care how sexy you think you are, if you have an A cup sized brain, I'm not looking anyway. Lack of brain and a bigoted mouth makes you unsexy anyway.
So yeah. While some women worry about penises in the next door stall, penises that will never erect to a female piss session, I'm in the other stall trying to find a way to make my boobs look smaller, so smart girls get confused (out there, outside of the fucken bathroom).
Your piss isn't sexy, people. Get over yourselves.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
