Things I do not have the freedom to do:
-Detach and re-attach my legs at will.
-Eat Mount Cook.
-Spin straw into gold.
-Celebrate National Ferret-Weaving Day with a practical demonstration.
-Fly without mechanical assistance.
-Lay eggs.
-Successfully sue the God of Abraham for eight billion trillion cases of malfeasance in office.
-Teach an ant to tune a banjo.
-Wrap my willy all the way round me waist (and don't think I haven't tried).
-Force my coffee mug to sing an aria.
Clearly, then, human freedom does not exist.
Stupid fucking question.
Boru
-Detach and re-attach my legs at will.
-Eat Mount Cook.
-Spin straw into gold.
-Celebrate National Ferret-Weaving Day with a practical demonstration.
-Fly without mechanical assistance.
-Lay eggs.
-Successfully sue the God of Abraham for eight billion trillion cases of malfeasance in office.
-Teach an ant to tune a banjo.
-Wrap my willy all the way round me waist (and don't think I haven't tried).
-Force my coffee mug to sing an aria.
Clearly, then, human freedom does not exist.
Stupid fucking question.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
