Human Freedom

[abaris]

Things I do not have the freedom to do:

-Detach and re-attach my legs at will.

-Eat Mount Cook.

-Spin straw into gold.

-Celebrate National Ferret-Weaving Day with a practical demonstration.

-Fly without mechanical assistance.

-Lay eggs.

-Successfully sue the God of Abraham for eight billion trillion cases of malfeasance in office.

-Teach an ant to tune a banjo.

-Wrap my willy all the way round me waist (and don't think I haven't tried).

-Force my coffee mug to sing an aria.

Clearly, then, human freedom does not exist.

Stupid fucking question.

Boru

And eat, if you haven't got the funds to do so.