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[The Valkyrie]

I live in a town where everyone is Catholic and goes to the same church. Parents hate their gay sons and lesbian daughters, because they are sinners. People donate to the church and vote republican. My son has to sing Christmas carols about Jesus in the winter at school. My son is a prohibited friendship to a family down the block, because Jesus. My job is government, but meetings start with prayers. Someone scraped my Darwin sticker off my car. My co-workers sprayed "holy water" on me when they thought I wasn't looking. Must I chill at AF with other atheists? Hell to the yeah.

Girl call the FFRF!

Let somebody spritz some Jesus juice on me. I'm bringing a whole bottle of red food coloring with "Satan's Blood" on it and sending an office wide email.

I used to work with a very religious girl.

One day she brought a large candle into work with faces on it asking me what I thought it might be.

I freaked her out by telling her is was a demon summoning "invocation candle".

I had no idea what it was, but the look on her face was priceless.

And then there was the time she got her hair done and was very proud of it, even though the shape of her hair do made her look like a penis...