The following phrases from believers never fail to get on my tits:
-'If you don't believe in God, then you don't believe in anything.' (But when I reply, 'So, if you believe in god, you believe in everything?' their mouths seem to wag about and they make sounds like 'urk'.
-'Well, if you'd just read the Bible...' (Then call me a liar when I insist I have read it.)
-'Oh, yeah? Well God doesn't believe in YOU, either!!' (Have to admit - this one leaves me stumped for a reply.)
-'Evolution can't work because of the second law of thermodynamics.' (Proving in one breath that they don't understand both basic biology and basic physics.)
Boru
-'If you don't believe in God, then you don't believe in anything.' (But when I reply, 'So, if you believe in god, you believe in everything?' their mouths seem to wag about and they make sounds like 'urk'.
-'Well, if you'd just read the Bible...' (Then call me a liar when I insist I have read it.)
-'Oh, yeah? Well God doesn't believe in YOU, either!!' (Have to admit - this one leaves me stumped for a reply.)
-'Evolution can't work because of the second law of thermodynamics.' (Proving in one breath that they don't understand both basic biology and basic physics.)
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax