Absurdism rules. Heres a link to some texts by the russian absurdist Daniil Kharms
http://www.sevaj.dk/kharms/kharmseng.htm
Probably the coolest russian since Vladimir Krutov.
I'll quote one so you get the hang of him:
"Once there was a redheaded man without eyes and without ears. He had no hair either, so that he was a redhead was just something they said.
He could not speak, for he had no mouth. He had no nose either.
He didn't even have arms or legs. He had no stomach either, and he had no back, and he had no spine, and no intestines of any kind. He didn't have anything at all. So it is hard to understand whom we are really talking about.
So it is probably best not to talk about him any more."
http://www.sevaj.dk/kharms/kharmseng.htm
Probably the coolest russian since Vladimir Krutov.
I'll quote one so you get the hang of him:
"Once there was a redheaded man without eyes and without ears. He had no hair either, so that he was a redhead was just something they said.
He could not speak, for he had no mouth. He had no nose either.
He didn't even have arms or legs. He had no stomach either, and he had no back, and he had no spine, and no intestines of any kind. He didn't have anything at all. So it is hard to understand whom we are really talking about.
So it is probably best not to talk about him any more."
"We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat."
