Questions You Would Rather Never Know The Answer To.

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Did my wife's ex partners have a bigger willy than me?
Does she think about them when we are having it off?
Do the kids drink my beer or have I forgotten how many I've drunk??
Did my mother regret the day she conceived me?

) All 36 37 of 'em

) no, just her girlfriend Elaine

) kids doing meth and you're an alcoholic

) you're adopted




I've stopped talking to my sister Elaine, never could trust that bitch.