In other news, anyone within reasonable travel time from Birmingham fancy a meetup at some point? Go for a drink or three, grab a bite to eat, end up having a blazing row and never want to talk to me again, that sort of thing?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'