(May 5, 2016 at 3:13 am)robvalue Wrote:(May 5, 2016 at 2:24 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, any of you like me who can't go past about 4 days without shaving?
I itch and scratch and it drives me nuts...
I don't get the rugged 3 day shadow, wife says I look like a sleazy wog!
After 5 days, she says I look like a filthy homeless person and starts reading the riot act!
That is me, exactly. Emma even uses the same description, she says "dirty hobo".
This is the first time I actually wish I had a beard, so I could join in the fun!
The best I could offer is a pic of when I used to have long hair, if I can find one. Emma doesn't like beards but she loves long hair, so I tried to grow it for her once. Sadly I absolutely hated it, it drove me bonkers. So I had to get rid of it. The final straw was when I looked in the mirror and I thought my mum was looking back at me. Argh!!!
Now I generally go for a number 2 shave all over. I need one soon actually, I'm starting to look like a hippy or a womble or some shit. It will feel nice to get the summer warmth and air on my head again!
A little stubble is nice too. Just show us the face right before you shave

Also, I love that you say bonkers!