As an atheist, what angers you?

[SofaKingHigh]

There are many, many things that fuck me off, far too big a list to detail them all. Nevertheless, here are but a few:

• Beards:  This one is mainly due to my own pathetic inability to grow one, but to be fair, modern hipsters with a full on facial forest need to realise they now look like the Geography teacher they used to mercilessly take the piss out off.  Ergo, you look like a cunt.
  
• Lane Hoggers: If you're in the outside lane of a motorway, not over taking anything and not likely to, you are a cunt and deserve to die a slow and painful death.  Exceptions for those living in the US, with your strange traffic ideas.
  
• Emptying the Love Spuds:  Holding off spaffing all over the keyboard because I don't deem the movie I'm watching to be worthy of my man juice.  I mean, what in the fuck is that about?  Just pop you silly fuck.
  
• Cheap Toilet Paper:  There aren't many things worse in life than getting up off the porcelain throne after dropping off a delightful few bowel bombs to discover the cunts in charge of the establishment you've dropped in have decided that you can use tracing paper to wipe your poor, already stretched, hoop.  Cunts.  Your toilets will be flooded and the smell will cost you business.