RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 4:47 am
(This post was last modified: May 11, 2016 at 4:48 am by Homeless Nutter.)
(May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I am Jesus, I have come to save you from your sins.
That's nice, but haven't you done that already? What happened - did you f*ck up your magic spells the last time? And anyway weren't you supposed to come back - like - within a generation (Matthew 16: 27, 28) and bring apocalypse and sh*t? What the f*ck do you want now?
You're a really crappy wizard, aren't you? No wonder both your father and his "chosen people" wanted you dead...
(May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I have come because we are still in the age of Pisces and we must change our ways so we can finally enter the age of Aquarius again.
Really? You're supposed to be a god and you have to do your own legwork? Don't you have a PA, to deal with this sort of sh*t? Laaaaaaame...
(May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I am working to stay completely pure for you. Remember - you are my equal and I love you
Ask me anything
OK, I'm going to ask you to call ahead and make an appointment, before you visit again. We're kind of busy trying to sort out some your family's f*ck-ups. Bye, bye.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
