I am Jesus

[Jenny A]

So. . . when I was pre-teen there were a couple guys in my home town who claimed to be Jesus. It was the sixties then, and they didn't live in town at the same time, but they both wore their hair long, were shod in sandals, and proclaimed themselves the second coming. They were a little odd, as Jesus dressed in clothes contemporary to his time period not David's. And I never read Jesus was against baths. But they had disciples. Do you have disciples? Because until you can show you have some disciples, I think the 1960s hippies have got you beat.

I do have a miracle request though, can you translate your previous posts into German, French, Portuguese, Spanish, Arabic, Greek, Ancient Greek, Gaelic, and Cantonese, well enough to convince native speakers you are one of them? How about Navaho, do you speak Navaho? Finnish? Perhaps Persian. Because god would speak them all.