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Do you think you'd still be a believer if the bible were more pleasant/accurate?

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RE: Do you think you'd still be a believer if the bible were more pleasant/accurate?

May 12, 2016 at 3:27 am (This post was last modified: May 12, 2016 at 3:31 am by robvalue.)

"What's this book you keep shoving in my face daddy?"

"It's the bible."

"What is that?"

"It's the word of God."

"Wow, great! Let's see..... talking snake? What's going on daddy?"

"Haha, you don't actually believe that happened do you? You're a fucking idiot! Hahahaha! It's obviously a metaphor for something or other!"

"Of course, how foolish of me daddy. I'm glad you're here to filter the word of God for me. Otherwise I might have believed what it actually says."

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Do you think you'd still be a believer if the bible were more pleasant/accurate? - by Cecelia - May 3, 2016 at 7:58 pm

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RE: Do you think you'd still be a believer if the bible were more pleasant/accurate? - by robvalue - May 4, 2016 at 1:45 am

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RE: Do you think you'd still be a believer if the bible were more pleasant/accurate? - by ignoramus - May 4, 2016 at 7:30 am

RE: Do you think you'd still be a believer if the bible were more pleasant/accurate? - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 12, 2016 at 3:21 am

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RE: Do you think you'd still be a believer if the bible were more pleasant/accurate? - by abaris - May 12, 2016 at 9:11 pm

RE: Do you think you'd still be a believer if the bible were more pleasant/accurate? - by robvalue - May 12, 2016 at 3:27 am

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