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I am Jesus

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RE: I am Jesus

May 13, 2016 at 10:05 am

(May 13, 2016 at 9:24 am)ignoramus Wrote: Yes, I will server him.

A subpoena!
The courts will crucify his character!

And it will be a summary judgment. All the evidence is in. No jury is needed.

The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.

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RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 20, 2016 at 1:33 am

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