RE: I am Jesus
May 17, 2016 at 1:42 pm
(This post was last modified: May 17, 2016 at 1:43 pm by drfuzzy.)
I actually agreed with that last sentence. (The one about travel.)
Hey, Jesus! What's your take on Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda in Miami? He claims to be both Jesus of Nazareth and the Antichrist at the same time, he has "666" tattoos (and his thousands of followers have gotten the same mark to be like god) - - his followers have made him very rich. It's apparently a lucrative gig. His followers don't pray to god, they pray to him, because he is god. Of course, he hasn't healed anyone, or walked across any swimming pools, so you could probably show him up pretty easily, right?
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16/miami.p...eref=yahoo
Or there is this guy in Australia who says he's the second coming and the Pope is the Antichrist. His name is Brian Leonard Golightly Marshall. He claims that it's HIS face on the Shroud of Turin. That's a little more convincing than the other guy.
http://www.christianpost.com/news/austra...st-142004/
There sure are a lot of Jesus's around, and I'm not even counting Mexican gardeners. I'm waiting for the one who can levitate, walk on water in front of TV cameras, and show major scars on his wrists. It that you?
Hey, Jesus! What's your take on Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda in Miami? He claims to be both Jesus of Nazareth and the Antichrist at the same time, he has "666" tattoos (and his thousands of followers have gotten the same mark to be like god) - - his followers have made him very rich. It's apparently a lucrative gig. His followers don't pray to god, they pray to him, because he is god. Of course, he hasn't healed anyone, or walked across any swimming pools, so you could probably show him up pretty easily, right?
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16/miami.p...eref=yahoo
Or there is this guy in Australia who says he's the second coming and the Pope is the Antichrist. His name is Brian Leonard Golightly Marshall. He claims that it's HIS face on the Shroud of Turin. That's a little more convincing than the other guy.
http://www.christianpost.com/news/austra...st-142004/
There sure are a lot of Jesus's around, and I'm not even counting Mexican gardeners. I'm waiting for the one who can levitate, walk on water in front of TV cameras, and show major scars on his wrists. It that you?
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
