I am Jesus

[drfuzzy]

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I actually agreed with that last sentence. (The one about travel.)

Hey, Jesus!  What's your take on Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda in Miami?  He claims to be both Jesus of Nazareth and the Antichrist at the same time, he has "666" tattoos (and his thousands of followers have gotten the same mark to be like god) - - his followers have made him very rich.  It's apparently a lucrative gig.  His followers don't pray to god, they pray to him, because he is god.  Of course, he hasn't healed anyone, or walked across any swimming pools, so you could probably show him up pretty easily, right? 
  http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16/miami.p...eref=yahoo

Or there is this guy in Australia who says he's the second coming and the Pope is the Antichrist.  His name is Brian Leonard Golightly Marshall.  He claims that it's HIS face on the Shroud of Turin.  That's a little more convincing than the other guy.  
http://www.christianpost.com/news/austra...st-142004/

There sure are a lot of Jesus's around, and I'm not even counting Mexican gardeners.  I'm waiting for the one who can levitate, walk on water in front of TV cameras, and show major scars on his wrists.  It that you?     :

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I love Luis's courage just as I love you. But does he truly search for the truth night and day as I do? Does he educate himself night and day on the way the world works? He bases his beliefs on Paul yet does not know that the Gnostics still have John The Baptists head.

The messiah will die in his early 30's, so will I. These men do not fit the picture. Yet, I admire their courage.

The mark of the beast is coming fast. It is not a tattoo of the number of the beast. It is a tracking device that men with much more evil have created. It is called RFID or radio frequency identification. People who do not receive it will be beheaded just like in the past. As far as the father tells me at this moment - Prince Harry will implement this. Peace & love

http://youtu.be/KmoEZWb3wqQ

Ha.  You're creative for a poe, gotta give you that much.  Prince Harry, huh?  Aw.  And he's seems like such a good guy.  So, imitation is the best form of flattery, I suppose.  Nobody seems capable of actually proving the claim though.