Turtles and Lightbulbs

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Poll: How many turtles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? This poll is closed.
One turtley turtlekins.	2.86%	1	2.86%
One Hammy the turtle and one turtlesexual in denial.	2.86%	1	2.86%
Moar turtle buttsex please.	5.71%	2	5.71%
MOAR	5.71%	2	5.71%
I can haz mayo please?	2.86%	1	2.86%
silly adorbs worrisome turtley turtle	5.71%	2	5.71%
Losty is skerriest kittencorn	5.71%	2	5.71%
So I iz a cheerleader turtle now huh?	2.86%	1	2.86%
This is not zeh funny poll.	5.71%	2	5.71%
RED PUNCH GATORADE FOUNTAIN plz plz plz	2.86%	1	2.86%
Florence y'all!	2.86%	1	2.86%
Are you quite quite sane?	0%	0	0%
Peetree is best flying dinosaur.	8.57%	3	8.57%
Buttsex is buttsexy.	5.71%	2	5.71%
Fuck all pollsssssssssss	2.86%	1	2.86%
Why so many letter 's' you silly douchenozzle!	2.86%	1	2.86%
Wut wut wut in the butt.	8.57%	3	8.57%
Puppehs are awesome-sauce	8.57%	3	8.57%
Losty is bestest kitten and skerriest kittencorn	8.57%	3	8.57%
eee!	8.57%	3	8.57%
Total		35 vote(s)	100%

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RE: Turtles and Lightbulbs

May 18, 2016 at 7:44 am (This post was last modified: May 18, 2016 at 7:44 am by SteelCurtain.)

Puppehs!

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