There's no "me" in TURTLE

[Edwardo Piet]

Yes, but can you explain to me the materialistic rationalization for a universe which creates a Kittencorn and a Turtle only to live in existential confusion on opposite side of a large mass of water?

It's not an existential confusion: It's an experiential transcendentally mystical joy overseas.

And when the turtle crosses the Pacific to get inside me will it be the same Pacific that I perceive?

Yes but from a more Kittencorny perspective. Or if not at least your pacific is effectively the same just more adorbsy skerry.

And if we perceive it differently does that  it actually different.

Might as well. But in a complementary KittenTurtleCorn gestalt entity way.

Do our own perceptions define our existence?

Only when our essence is stable enough to support it in parallel. Kitten-turtle fusion in consistent harmony is a prerequisite.

Or does our existence create our perceptions?

Our perceptions stem from ourselves but also are our 'selves' or our 'TurtkeyKittencorniliciousIdentityOfAwesome'

And if our perceptional existenceness percieves Turtle in me at the same place and the same time could this create a wormhole that delivers my beloved Turtle to me?

No but it's fun to think of sweetheart. I suggest patience be embraced for the sake of us having the courage to trust our understanding of kitteny turtleness and turtley kittenness.