Are you with Leibniz or Cicero?

[Gemini]

I don't like binary choices, only a Sith lives by absolutes.

Philosopher: "P."

Sith: "No."

Jedi: "No."

Philosopher: "Okay then. Not P."

Sith: "Yes."

Jedi: "No."

Sith: "Um...what? You know you have to chose between P or not P. If you're not with P, you're against it!"

Jedi: "Only a sith deals in absolutes! What if I want to chose both P and not P? Or maybe neither P nor not P?"

Sith: "Don't you realize what will happen if you do that? All propositions will become true. You'll be a sith!"

Jedi: "Okay then. I'll eliminate the disjunctive syllogism."

Sith: "You can't go around eliminating valid forms of deductive reasoning just to maintain your harebrained logic!"

Jedi: "Oh, go build a death star."