(June 3, 2016 at 12:48 pm)LastPoet Wrote:(June 3, 2016 at 12:42 pm)robvalue Wrote: When I finally become Christian, I'm gonna be the truest one ever. I'm gonna shame them all with my ultra-literal fundamentalism. Whatever they are doing, I can show them it's wrong. The bible has that guarantee.
I think you weren't around when the staff pulled an Epic aprils fools on us. The aftermath wasn't as peacefull, big forum brawl, etc. We have those from time to time.
DPs poe is a remnant of those times. Fun times. Boy, was Napo pissed.
It was never my intention to troll anyone but I have to confess a guilty pleasure when it happened anyway. I remember just dropping one "tell" after another, trying to be more and more obvious, and laughing my ass off every time any atheist kept trying to argue with me anyway. Oh, fun times with Poe-nage.
This time around, I think I've been thorough:
- Quote from Landover Baptist (check)
- Avatar featuring Betty Bowers (check)
- Calling myself a True Christian ™, with a footnote attributing the trademark to Landover Baptist. (check)
- Calling myself "America's Second Best Christian" (check)
- A winking smiley face at the very bottom (check)
And for those of you still confused...
Praise the Sweet Name of Jesus!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
