Shoes are hilarious

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I've just been in the town with Emma, and she forced me to go in some shops that sold clothed and shoes. The only entertainment I had was laughing at shoes.

What the hell is going on? Why would people do this to themselves?

Lumps of corks with sandals attached:



Lampshade made into shoes:



No! What!?

They can look rather sexy, but high heels do look awkward, too. I like women's college tennis and soccer, and whenever I see a team photo at a formal, the front row looks like it's about to fall over. 

I actually like mary janes or saddle shoes on a girl.