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Joseph Smith was so fucking rational. A true visionary. Because there's inevitably alien life out there that clearly implies that I have seen a bunch of UFOs in my lifetime. UFOs are always flying saucer shaped and identified as such because that makes total fucking sense because movies.
I never sat on a red screwdriver once. It totally didn't make me unable to talk and feel like my rear end was on fire.
Your turn.
Joseph Smith was so fucking rational. A true visionary. Because there's inevitably alien life out there that clearly implies that I have seen a bunch of UFOs in my lifetime. UFOs are always flying saucer shaped and identified as such because that makes total fucking sense because movies.
I never sat on a red screwdriver once. It totally didn't make me unable to talk and feel like my rear end was on fire.
Your turn.