Well.
I was in a monogamous relationship for ten years. When that ended, I swore, "Do it again? Hell to the nah!"
But! I met a beautiful, sweet, adorable person who I want to make happy. If she wanted to share Bill Maher, cool. Ya know? If she wanted no sharing, cool.
Look. I'm a flirt. But! It's just natural to me. It doesn't mean I have sex with every flirt recipient. Actually, my sexless spell lasted so long, my fingers got wrinkled, if ya know what I mean.
I was in a monogamous relationship for ten years. When that ended, I swore, "Do it again? Hell to the nah!"
But! I met a beautiful, sweet, adorable person who I want to make happy. If she wanted to share Bill Maher, cool. Ya know? If she wanted no sharing, cool.
Look. I'm a flirt. But! It's just natural to me. It doesn't mean I have sex with every flirt recipient. Actually, my sexless spell lasted so long, my fingers got wrinkled, if ya know what I mean.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
