Lunch time

[Iroscato]

I never take my lunch break at work. I've done so once or twice; I put my earbuds in, buried my face in a book and mother*ckers STILL wanted to engage in conversation.
'Break' means break from having to interact with the people I work with for a few, goddamned minutes.

I go to my car, or sit outside on occasion.

I don't like feeling full at work, because I have to run around quite a bit. 
Lunch is usually just a small snack, followed by a power nap.

If I ever want to be left alone at work, I just light-heartedly say something like "well, I'm gonna be extremely anti-social now and listen to some music, HAHAHAHAHAHA" *feck off you little gobshite or I'll stick me sword so far up yer arse you'll be its new pommel*

It usually works and offense is either minimal or at an acceptable level in exchange for some quiet time